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Humpty Dumpty Hacienda, Key Largo, Florida Vacation Rental by Owner

Vacation Rentals, Key Largo Vacation Rental House



  • Bedrooms:
    3
  • Bathrooms:
    4
  • Sleeps:
    6
  • House
  • Reviews:
    0
  • Views:
    2

Last Updated: 09/17/2025

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Description

Humpty Dumpty Hacienda

Prepare for true canal-front living at this home! Casual in nature and comfortable in every room, this home is ready with central air conditioning and enough seating for everyone. Cards and chips for late-night poker games are included for impromptu games, as well as a telescope for looking out at the sky over the ocean. Store the boat at the dock and kick back on the lounge chairs on the patio! There are multiple balconies to enjoy, too - just step out from the living room or main bedroom. Each bedroom upstairs includes a full en suite bathroom, and the main bedroom includes both a glass-enclosed standalone shower and a luxurious soaking tub. But no wonder which room you pick, there'll be a ceiling fan set up to cool your sleep. Fall asleep after gazing out at the ocean, and dream of the fish you'll cook up on the electric grill.

What's nearby:
You'll be all set up with ocean access at this home, via the canal. But if you'd rather not do the sailing, Caribbean Watersports & Enviro-Tours provides cruises and more watersports fun just under two miles away. Landlubbers will love cruising along the scenic Overseas Highway. Enjoy fresh seafood (as well as key lime pie) at Sal's Ballyhoo's just under two miles from the home.

Things to know:
Free high-speed WiFi
Snowbird-friendly
County-wide quiet hours begin at 10 pm
Beach towels and three kayaks are available for guest use
The main bedroom's en suite bathroom has grab bars installed in the shower
The home's dock can accommodate a boat up to 28 feet long. The water is four feet deep at the lowest tide. Guests will need their own tie-up gear and the lift is not available for guest use
This property is managed by Vacasa Florida LLC.
No dog(s) are welcome in this home. No other animals are allowed without specific Vacasa approval.
This rental is located on floor 2.
Parking notes: There is free parking available for 2 vehicles.




Damage waiver: The total cost of your reservation for this Property includes a damage waiver fee which covers you for up to $3,000 of accidental damage to the Property or its contents (such as furniture, fixtures, and appliances) as long as you report the incident to the host prior to checking out. More information can be found from the "Additional rules" on the checkout page.

Due to local laws or HOA requirements, guests must be at least 21 years of age to book. Guests under 21 must be accompanied by a parent or legal guardian for the duration of the reservation.

25230-129484

Availability

Amenities

Activities
  • Jet-ski
Bathroom
  • Bathtub or Shower
  • Bathtub only
  • Bathtub
  • Shower
  • Separate tub and shower
  • Hairdryer
Business Facilities
  • Business library
Entertainment and Family Services
  • Games
  • Children's play area
Food and Drink
  • Coffee/Tea maker
Media and Technology
  • Cable television
  • TV
Miscellaneous
  • Free parking
  • Carbon Monoxide Detector + Smoke Detector
Outdoor and View
  • Waterfront
  • Library
  • Ocean View
  • Oceanfront
Policy
  • Private parking
  • No Pets Allowed
Room Amenities
  • Iron
  • Heating
  • Air Conditioning: Central
  • Outdoor dining area
  • Stove
  • Dining Area
  • Kitchen supplies
  • Desk
  • Ceiling fan
  • Barbecue grills
  • Patio/Balcony
  • Living room
  • Washer/dryer
  • Refrigerator
  • High-Speed Wifi
  • Washer
  • Silverware/utensils
  • Room darkening shades
  • Microwave
  • Sitting area
  • Complimentary high speed internet in room
  • Dishwasher
  • Outdoor furniture
  • Oven
  • Dryer
  • Air conditioning
  • Full kitchen
Services and Extras
  • Beach essentials

Activities

Near by Activities
  • Fishing
  • Horseback riding
  • Jet Skiing
  • Kayaking
  • Live Entertainment
  • Movie Theatre
  • Outlet Stores
  • Shopping Malls
  • Walking Tours
  • Area Golf
Near by Attractions
  • Lake View
  • Near Golf
  • Near Restaurants
  • Near Shopping
Recommended for
  • Adventure Trip
  • Beach Rentals
  • Children Retreat
  • Golf
  • Lake
  • Long Term Rentals
  • Romantic

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